Brittany Santana to Rachel about her, Kurt and Blaine, Prom-asaurus, Imploding on one of the last nights we have to spend together because basically youre just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. You know, and the only thing that can keep you from freezing to death is to have good friends around you to keep you warm. Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heights Adjacent? The first is horrible but predictable. I wanted it for itself. And Santana was not that. Santana: Yeah, I do. Will: [stands up] Santana. Oh crap, I think I just realized Im gonna miss you. You are the first boy who made me feel loved, and sexy, and visible. - Studocu Here is an example monologue one can utilize in Dr. Ganisin's class when presenting their solo performance glee written ryan murphy santana: maybe brittany and DismissTry Ask an Expert Ask an Expert Sign inRegister Sign inRegister Home mouth like cats ass. Kurt: She can't find out until after her Funny Girl audition, alright? one with. Barely legal. By our I mean my friends and I but probably you and your friends too. Santana: Why, cause that look was last season? Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you. Sam I am. I'll just marry an NFL player, they're super reliable. the glee fandom was my solace during one of the lowest points in my life, and its so hard to articulate just how massive of an impact Naya as Santana had on me, on my friends, on lesbian representation on television as a whole, to people who didnt experience it or who arent part of the lgbtq+ community. Now my suggestion is that we drag him, bound and gagged, to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads Tips Appreciated or Congratulations, Youre My 1,000th Customer', Santana to Kurt about Sebastian, Michael. Elliott: You know I'm actually just here to get her sheet music. No Brittany, you have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. The way she delivered it, the hurt and desperation in her eyes. I'm getting that stinky panic sweat under my boobs. Santana: Oh, I know! I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. ", Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. Santana: I'm sure you did something. Sebastian: Everyone else clear out, I dont want you to see me make a girl cry. alcoholic crump. Within the Glee canon, Dont Rain on My Parade is iconically Rachel Berrys and I dont think it takes anything away from Lea Michele or her star character to say the truth she was designed, from the first line of the pilot episode, to be the sun around which Glee revolved and as Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera was expected to be a featured extra some hot bitch to snide behind Quinn Fabray. Santana: A baby? You trying to turn her into a damn rexy? That's what I thought, right? Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. has something to do with it. Come on this is a safe space, we're on the internet. Santana: Well sure, if he doesnt care about seeing in three dimension. Hey Mister Arnstein, here I am! she raises both hands to the orchestra and she smiles into the audience. What I realized What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. When you look back you see that those pursuits were always part of a game, a trick, a strategy, a story, a status grab. It will always be amazing to me that a show that I only seriously (obsessively) watched for three season could leave such an indelible mark on my psyche. I love you. This is garbage. But in the meantime, I do have one more wish. Santanas wail of, I dont know, toward the end of the song reverberates around my ribcage every time I hear it. You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! Well, Id like to think that we now carry your heart in our hearts, Naya. I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. Santana: Thanks. Santana: It's just that I'm really happy. Scratch that, we can be the Boss Bitch. Finn: No she's not. I never understood why, why any girl would choose a stupid boy. Until, like Santana, I did. Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket. Part of me. We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. Dave: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl. I have known you both for years and I don't like either of you 90% of the time, in fact, your wide-eyed, Keane-painting approach to life makes my teeth hurt and my breasts ache with rage. Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. Im just as talented as Mercedes, Boy Chang, Berry or Lady Hummel. Those are all the things I think about when I watch Santana strut down the theatres aisle singing (gasp!) Santana to Mr. Schuester, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. Sebastian: Trent, I got this. Quinn: You guys are such suckers for going back to Sue Sylvester. No! Santana: I'm 25. Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. Thank you so much. Santana: I want to be with you. You're my family and I haven't lied to you in months. Santana: Hey Tubs! I mean, if he were dating, say, popular pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin'. Twitter update! Now all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie, Santana to New Directions about Sebastian, Michael, This isnt violent, this is clever. Oh, and leave your credit card. The kind of lesbians who would allow straight people to wrap themselves up in the cozy fantasy that gay people are just like them. When it comes on you scream and you jump and you dance like a kid to this timeless and utterly perfect pop song. I am a thousand percent sure that Im actually going to be famous, just like Im a thousand percent sure that our man-child piano player keeps a petite Eurasian locked in a trunk underneath his bed. Her off white blouse. And while coming to terms with her sexuality and feelings for Brittany certainly softened her and always and especially with Brittany herself it never weakened her resolve or ability to deliver a devastating verbal barb with the precision of an assassin. And just when you thought it couldn't get any gayerit does. So often on Glee theyd shoehorn a storyline to fit a song they wanted to do, or stretch a song to fit a plot, but with this mashup, it didnt actually matter what the words were saying or whether or not they had anything to do with the plot of the episode. Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what, I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stent in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for eight magical nights. By that point I had felt that way for years. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. It was ordering my steps. Maybe Blaine didn't want to be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. Did professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch? Its last chapter its called I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart). For me there is a before, and an after. With who's vagina? This is toned down. Its important to me that Santana Lopez was a bitch. Cosas malas! Finn: Look, I appreciate the offer, but I have feelings for someone else and I'm trying to work it out with them. How could my running mate win and I didnt? I want to think it was because it truly meant something. Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. You're really not gonna tell me about the stick? I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? Santana: It was more fun doing it together. Of course they have fake IDs. Santana to Quinn after finding out Quinn's dating her professor., Thanksgiving. Cello guys can you hang back for a second, Im gonna need you for this one. You know the one. You tell Marley she's fat, even though your face looks like a soccer ball. (Also during this entire number she had a tape recorder taped to her underboob, a word that only Naya could have delivered in such a way that its not just part of our lexicon. And I'm definitely sure Tina has looked into getting an eye de-slanting. I don't want to hear any of this "We can't do it without her," because guess what? Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes like one of those cats that can smell cancer. (Listen! Those romantic saps. Oh Well that sounds a little molesty. Kurt: We had a pact. Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits. Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. I miss you. I know its controversial and, look, Brittana forever obviously but Quinn and Santanas hook-up in season four made so much sense to me. Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. Did you know she tried to sell me once? Ill always remember Naya happy. Thank you Santana, and most of all, thank you Naya. Cast members and press alike have often fawned over the years that she could learn those iconic monologues the morning of shooting and never flub a line once during taping. You are a horrible person who never had a nice word to say about Finn Hudson, so dont you dare think for a second that he didn't hate you, too! No Trouty Mouth? Santana: You should be our nations president. I was thinking, we should go out, just you and me. We'll just see if that happens. I look hot and smart. When I hear it now of course I only hear Naya, but I also remember my silver bridesmaid dress with the sweetheart neckline and my rust orange fall flowers bouquet. Santana to Noah Puckerman, Silly Love Songs. Go. A bunch of monologues from movies that you can try! One of my favourites is the group phone call in Season 1 where Santana says Sex is not dating and Brittany says If it was, Santana and I would be dating The fear in Nayas eyes it was those kind of small choices and background acting that led people to ship Brittana, and for Santana to become more than the bitchy cheerleader. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. Santana: What if I broke that pact, huh? I have razor blades hidden in my hair. Its layers upon layers of ridiculousness, but brilliantly so. So many amazing moments. This song is so depressing. Santana: It's okay. Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. I was the exact same age as Santana when Glee was airing and going through the most difficult part of my coming out process. Rachel: No. Santana: Those are your nipples. Rory: Whoa. This is embarrassing. Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. But since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, Im not gonna explode you. Its really different, but seeing another Latina women stand up for herself and her culture was so validating to my lived experiences. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no one with. I think I need an agent. This is it. She was a professional and her memory was a steel trap. It fit. Oh yeah. Blaine's handsome brother said it best: college is a waste of time. Santana: And just so you know, I bought custom bibs for me and Mercedes cause weez be going Mercedes and Santana: To Breadstix! Schuester and Santana, Never Been Kissed. Is a drug dealer! Im forever grateful that Glee didnt sidestep that. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. I mean, that special place where she lives? Heres Naya Rivera, this Black Puerto Rican actress who fought so hard against the producers for Santanas coming out in the first place. Our TV Team has spent the last two weeks reliving some of our favorite moments from Naya Riveras world-changing work on Glee. Santana: Rachel. 13- Glee, Finn Hudson 14- Glee, Rachel Berry 15- Glee, Sue Sylvester . And were lesbians. There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. I remember exactly where I was, exactly how it felt that night. As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. I ordered shrimp! You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator, or a deacon, and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page. 1x01 - Pilot. Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance. SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM FOR THE VIDEOS THAT PEOPLE HAVE LINKED IN THE . This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli. Lord of the bling. Tons, just all up in there. glee monologues santanavanessa bryant sisters. Thank you, Finn, especially. I mean, just because I hate everybody doesnt mean they have to hate me too, she cries. Copyright 2023 StudeerSnel B.V., Keizersgracht 424, 1016 GC Amsterdam, KVK: 56829787, BTW: NL852321363B01, all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? Were almost ten years later and Ill never forget her cadence as she says it, the hurt that flashes across her face. The only straight I am is straight-up bitch. I think somebody needs to freeze the fat this Christmas, because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus!. Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . Santana to Gunther, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. You cant blame me for anything Snix does, Santana to Principal Figgins, I Kissed a Girl, If you suspend me, I wont be able to beat Grimace and Mr. Schues butts, Santana to Principal Figgins about Finn and Will, I Kissed a Girl. See I dont go here anymore, sue, and that means I can finally tell you exactly what I think of you. Wherever your soul is, thank you. Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. Wed love to read your favorite memories in the comments. Can that possibly be true? Most of this isn't mine anyway.". Santana: Okay, look believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. Oh, and I think those absorbent sweater vests . 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